Just finished up my rough draft...

...& the reviews are in. Here are what some the critics are saying:

"This paper is a 27-page tour de force in stupidity," Dr. Ralph Schmedrickson.

"After reading this paper, one is compelled to ask: Why would someone waste this much time," Dr. Van Nostrum from the clinic.

"Fractured knees, calamities/ Enfold me in serenity/ & loud cloud crowds/ Are taking over," Stephen Malkmus.