Friday, November 21, 2008

Is that really how you got here?

With the help of sitemeter, I gauge the traffic on my blog. The information, for the most part, is relatively mundane and not of too much use; it simply gratifies my voyeuristic desires. But every now and again, I discover something among the data that is eye-catching. No shit, someone arrived at my blog through the following Google search. You can provide your own commentary:

"what doze red lines around my bootie hole means"

4 comments:

Peter PleasureCruise said...

holy shit. that is weird dude.

Johnny Cakes said...

This is actually a pretty common search query. That is, if you are using my computer.

The Print Shop said...

The red markings around the anus are either the result of an allergic reaction (possibly from using a new laundry detergent) or a sign of raw or tender skin (a common issue when one uses coarse toilet paper on a regular basis).

Mrs. M. said...

You wouldn't believe how many people get through my site googling "Maggie Gyllenhaal masturbing". I'm sure they're sorely disappointed when they dont find what they're looking for.